Rumor has it that the aliens will land soon and save us from tragedies as yet unforetold. Rumor also has it that they are here already. Other versions state that not only are they here already but that they have been here and are directing our strangely misaligned brainwaves.
Whatever the case may be, if the aliens choose to land during the first week of February in the year 2001, this is what they will find.